Rich's Thought To Ponder

Rich's thought to ponder:
The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If you're going through Hell . . . keep going.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.


Rich's thought to ponder:
He who blows his own horn always plays the music several octaves higher than originally written.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"


Rich's thought to ponder:
What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Do fish get cramps after eating?


Rich's thought to ponder:
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"


Rich's thought to ponder:
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.


Rich's thought to ponder:
It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. But gosh, isn't it fun?


Rich's thought to ponder:
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


Rich's thought to ponder:
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?


Rich's thought to ponder:
Nothing is ever a complete failure; it can always serve as a bad example.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A perfect wife is one who helps the husband . . . with the dishes.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Always try to be modest . . . and be proud of it.


Rich's thought to ponder:
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow?


Rich's thought to ponder:
Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Laughter is part of the human survival kit.



Rich's thought to ponder:
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.


Rich's thought to ponder:
He who hesitates is probably right.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Rich's Thought To Ponder

Rich's thought to ponder:
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.


Rich's thought to ponder:
When a man sees eye to eye with his wife, it means that his vision has been corrected.


Rich's thought to ponder:
How ironic that the shortest sentence is "I am," and the longest sentence is "I do."


Rich's thought to ponder:
Space is a dangerous place, especially when it's between one's ears.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.


Rich's thought to ponder:
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If you can't repair your brakes...make your horn louder.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A word to the wise is not necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.


Rich's thought to ponder:
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.


Rich's thought to ponder:
There are more fools in the world than there are people.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A conscience is what hurts . . . when all your other parts feel so good.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.


Rich's thought to ponder:
'Tis a brave man who wears the kilt in December


Rich's thought to ponder:
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.


Rich's thought to ponder:
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say...talk in your sleep.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Get the facts first . . . you can distort them later


Rich's thought to ponder:
A successful man makes more money than his woman can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Laughter is a medicine with no side effects.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Money can't buy happiness but it keeps the kids in touch!


Rich's thought to ponder:
Time flies like lightning . . . Fruit flies like bananas.


Rich's thought to ponder:
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.


Rich's thought to ponder:
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.


Rich's thought to ponder:
There are more of them than us.

Rich's Thought To Ponder

Rich's thought to ponder:
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Diamonds are a girl's best friends. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is more intelligent?


Rich's thought to ponder:
There are only two ways to travel... first class and with kids!


Rich's thought to ponder:
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Never wave to your friends at an auction.


Rich's thought to ponder:
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If you file it you will never need it. If you need it you haven't filed it.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Help a man when he's in trouble and he will remember you the next time he's in trouble.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The more you have the more you spill.


Rich's thought to ponder:
When you have accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you're too old to remember it.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.


Rich's thought to ponder:
There is a guaranteed way to get what you want: want less.


Rich's thought to ponder:
How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out that wheels on luggage would be a good idea?


Rich's thought to ponder:
It's no use having a good memory unless you have something good to remember.


Rich's thought to ponder:
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Youth looks ahead, old age looks back, and middle age looks tired.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Put cheese on your hamburger. No point in using only part of the cow.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Just because someone else thinks it's worth doing doesn't make it worth doing.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Only light bulbs can go out each night and still be bright come morning.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?


Rich's thought to ponder:
He who laughs last thinks slowest.


Rich's thought to ponder: If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot


Rich's thought to ponder:
If you believe everything you read, better not read.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Rich's thought to ponder:
Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the boss.

Rich's Thought To Ponder

Rich's thought to ponder:
If today is the first day of the rest of your life . . . what the heck was yesterday?


Rich's thought to ponder:
Always remember you're unique....just like everyone else.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A conclusion is the place where you find yourself . . . when tired of thinking.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!


Rich's thought to ponder:
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?


Rich's thought to ponder:
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.


Rich's thought to ponder:
You're never too old to become younger.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Nobody ever learns anything while talking.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.


Rich's thought to ponder:
In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count that votes.


Rich's thought to ponder:
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.


Rich's thought to ponder:
He who laughs first also laughs last if nobody laughed in the middle.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Anything worth doing well is worth doing in excess.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The thing that takes up the least amount of time causes the most amount of trouble.


Rich's thought to ponder:
One cannot have too large a party.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If the window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If you really want the last word in an argument, try saying, "I guess you're right."


Rich's thought to ponder:
People are like boats, the more they are in a fog, the more they toot their horns.


Rich's thought to ponder:
It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.


Rich's thought to ponder:
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people!


Rich's thought to ponder:
The best way to prevent sagging is to eat till the wrinkles fill out.


Rich's thought to ponder:
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Never hit anyone bigger than you because it's not nice and you will get the snot beaten out of you.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.


Rich's thought to ponder:
We could handle life's stress if we could find the handles.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If it were not for marriage, people would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Rich's Thought To Ponder

Rich's thought to ponder:
God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If you need time alone, try cleaning the house.


Rich's thought to ponder:
He who slings mud loses ground.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him ?


Rich's thought to ponder:
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Copy & Paste ranks a close second.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Guns don't kill people; death kills people. It's a proven medical fact.


Rich's thought to ponder:
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Eat dessert first! After all, life is uncertain.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.


Rich's thought to ponder:
When in doubt, mumble.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards in high heels.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Hair and children must both be trained in the way they
should go.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?


Rich's thought to ponder:
There are three ways to get things done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or tell your kids not to do it.


Rich's thought to ponder:
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong.


Rich's thought to ponder:
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The cheapest way to have your family tree traced is to run for a public office.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, wisdom is dangerous.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a multi-millionaire looked like.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A career is a job that has gone on too long.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Money can't buy happiness . . . but it can certainly rent it for a while.


Rich's thought to ponder:
When you have a lot of things to do, get your nap out of the way first.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If you can still do at 60 what you did at 20, it means you weren't doing much at 20.


Rich's thought to ponder:
One good turn...gets most of the blanket.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Happiness is a combination of good health and a bad memory.


Rich's thought to ponder:
People with tact have less to retract.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Life...is...too complicated in the morning.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Never remember what you can afford to forget.


Rich's thought to ponder:
When you have a pain someplace, everyone will hit you on that spot.


Rich's thought to ponder:
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A guilty conscience...is the mother of invention.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Happiness is a positive cash flow.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Experience: what you get when you don't get what you want.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Anyone who lives within their means...suffers from a lack of imagination.

Rich's Thought To Ponder

Rich's thought to ponder:
If it's good...they will stop making it.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?


Rich's thought to ponder:
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?


Rich's thought to ponder:
What was the best thing before sliced bread?


Rich's thought to ponder:
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?


Rich's thought to ponder:
The best advice for teenagers is, leave home now while you still know everything.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.


Rich's thought to ponder:
After you lose an election, will they let you back into all the exclusive clubs you resigned from?


Rich's thought to ponder:
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A single fact can spoil a good argument.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!


Rich's thought to ponder:
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Poets have been curiously silent on the subject of cheese.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?


Rich's thought to ponder:
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?


Rich's thought to ponder:
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Junk is something you’ve always kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.


Rich's thought to ponder:
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law on a milk carton.


Rich's thought to ponder:
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?

Rich's Thought To Ponder

Rich's thought to ponder:
After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.


Rich's thought to ponder:
You should make a point of trying every experience once - except adultery and folk dancing.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The most expensive vehicle to operate, mile for mile, is a shopping cart.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.


Rich's thought to ponder:
There is never a right way to do the wrong thing.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Avoid clich├ęs like the plague.


Rich's thought to ponder:
All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Twinkies have some of the same ingredients used to make shampoo and rocket fuel....and...I don't care.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.


Rich's thought to ponder:
When dealing with an insane person, the best method is to pretend to be sane.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Are the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?


Rich's thought to ponder:
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Hope is the ability to hear the music of the future.
Faith is having the courage to dance to it today.


Rich's thought to ponder:
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?


Rich's thought to ponder:
A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.


Rich's thought to ponder:
In real life there is no such thing as algebra.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.


Rich's thought to ponder:
There's a book that tells you where you should go on your vacation. It's called your checkbook.


Rich's thought to ponder:
You can't expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down on them.


Rich's thought to ponder:
What is worth having is worth waiting for.


Rich's thought to ponder:
It is okay to visit your past just don't bring any luggage with you.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Looks capture the eyes...Personality captures the heart.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Wisdom will keep you from getting into situations where you need it.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Opportunity is a bald man with a beard: You can catch him coming, but you can't catch him going.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The world's full of apathy...but I don't care.


Rich's thought to ponder:
You can't have everything...where would you put it?


Rich's thought to ponder:
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.


Rich's thought to ponder:
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Some people start out with nothing & still have most of it left.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The only person ever to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.


Rich's thought to ponder:
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?


Rich's thought to ponder:
Intellect has its limits, stupidity knows no bounds.


Rich's thought to ponder:
There are so many lawyers in the world, that if you were to lay them end-to-end, they would reach into each other's pockets.


Rich's thought to ponder:
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.


Rich's thought to ponder:
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.


Rich's thought to ponder:
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool


Rich's thought to ponder:
If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?


Rich's thought to ponder:
It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.